Clarke Mayer was the first person to climb Mt. Everest completely nude. That's a lie. I hope I've got your attention now. I'm a writer—specifically of screenplays and books—filmmaker, and photographer. Here you'll find some links to books of mine you can purchase, films I've worked on, as well as some of my photography. In my spare time, I breed sharks in my bath tub. I've placed in various contests, including as a quarterfinalist in The Academy Nicholl Fellowship, semifinalist in Screencraft's Screenwriting Fellowship, and as a finalist for The Blacklist Feature Lab. My first short film, FEED A, was selected by Werner Herzog for his fifth Rogue Film School in LA, and I got to learn from him for four days straight, so that was pretty dope. Here I am hiking to the top of Mt. Elmore in Vermont, fully clothed. Sign up for my mailing list to receive information about what projects I'll be releasing next.